Alexander R. Theil
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Billion Dollar Baby
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Meet Karla BeeBee
She’s young! She’s Gorgeous! And... she’s a 200 MPH trouble magnet! Meet Karla BeeBee, terror of the tar mac who is driving the NASCAR Circuit CRAZY!
Fifteen years ago, while the rest of the eighth grade class of the Watkins Glenn Middle School was getting down on Dillon White’s apple jack spike punch – Mikey and Karla were taking Biology 101 to new heights up in Mr. B’s class room, causing Mikey to chase this testy tempest across the back roads of Schuyler County, New York... First as young spirits – then as the County Sheriff after Schuyler County’s number one RumRunner!
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But now, the tables have turned – And as the newly appointed Director of Security for P&G Racing Incorporated.... He must “Protect the Pretty Little Butt” from sinister forces that that have an agenda far more deadly, and a billion times more valuable than either of them could have imagined.
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Come into the world of NASCAR – its trials – its tribulations – from the notorious parties, to the deadly sins which are hidden behind the manifolds of the number one spectator sport in America... live it all in the break-out book that starts the Making Tracks Series –Billion Dollar Baby
Murder on the Stairway to Heaven
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Meet Katherine Bloom – She’s young, gorgeous, with a “killer body” and a love life that has been in the toilet so long, that even the “Tidy-Bowl Man” is beginning to look good. Twelve years ago she was drummed out of the “Life Force Guidance and Spiritual Cleansing Fellowship: when she accidently set the Rajon’s Rolls Royce and residence on fire; sending his “Holiness’’” water bed to water bed heaven! Ah, just another notch in the belt of cataclysmic conglomeration of cosmic up-chucks, which has defined dear Katherine’s life.
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But all of that‘s gonna change, because Katherine’s taking her shot at life. Going for the gold. Making a grab for the golden ring. Stepping into the big league of condo development, when she converts the Tortoolo Mansion in Historic Bordentown, New Jersey into a high priced, up-scale, singing-swinging-yuppie condominium complex. No Sweat… river view, artsy-fartsy-cute community, thirty miles north of Center City Philly with its very own high speed rail station. How can you lose?
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Come into her fast paced world of Real Estate, with her manic sellers, clingy buyers, insane mortgage brokers, and a no-nonsense “Black or White” Broker, who happens to be her Mom! Throw in a sassy office manager, and a BFF who draws a D&B report on each guy she dates, the entire cast of the “Little Peoples” Production Company of Bucks County, a half a million dollars of bearer bonds, and… oh yea, let’s not forget the “Hubba-Hubba” Historical Architect named Alex, who has caught Katherine’s eye, in the break-out novel of the Katherine Bloom Murder Mystery Series, Murder on the Stairway to Heaven.
The Shell Game
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Meet Shelly... Shelly has a problem, Shelly is a top notch Go-Kart racer on CNC (Central New York Circuit) and she’s one of the best! Just ask Dushbag Baglio who she just beat, but only after sending him sailing into the hay bales when he tried to flip her kart! But that’s not the real problem... what’s got her in a tizzy is that somebody boosted her Go-Kart and the final race of the season is two weeks away!
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So what do you do? Stick you head in the sand! Not Shelly... first you hire a Thief... then you steal time on a NASA Satellite to speed up your search. And when all else fails, you buy a gown and go to the Snow Ball Prom to break into your competition’s lockers!
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Follow the zany antics of Karl BeeBee’s kid sister... Michelle BeeBee and her two BFF’s, Cloie Clarke and Magen Arcaro in the break out book of the Sellation’s Series.... The Shell Game